I am the King of a "Cool Jerk"... wooooo
Everyone makes such a big deal this time of year about
my cousin Peter. He doesn't have nearly as much work
to do as I do. If I only had one month a year to
entertain people, give them yummy chocolate candy, &
Jelly Beans, I'd be loved too. I mean seriously,
just because he can lay chocolate eggs and colored
eggs doesn't make him that special. I am the one who
gets chased all year with a shotgun from that Elmer Fudd
person, but do I get any kind of special attention for
that... NO!
Well, I've had it!! I'm gonna take care of that no good
cousin of mine once and for all!!
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